Satan Thinks
Satan has begun to consider the option that perhaps a thought or two should be shared with his minions, and may ask a lesser and mostly unknown demon in His infernal realm to write an occasional remark or two here.
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Satan thinks His church is a community
The word “community” is taboo in The Church of Satan, whose doctrines state that any Satanic variety of that phenomenon is a myth. High Priest Peter Gilmore has decreed the term verboten because it smacks of leveling differences, averaging skills, and—worst of all—seeing the herd instead of the exalted individual. Such egalitarian imagery is kryptonite to […]
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Satan thinks LaVey believed in the Devil
Latter-day LaVeyans speak often, and they speak without understanding. Among their many confusions is the folklore they have built around Anton LaVey in the shape of easy claims and slogans, invented to worship a simpler and safer version of a the man. They mouth such phrases as peasants once mouthed prayers in dead tongues, clutching […]
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Satan thinks His followers should get destructive
Benjamin Franklin famously wrote that only death and taxes are certain. But times change, and with the advent of LaVeyan Satanism, a third absolute was added to Mr. Franklin’s list: Anton LaVey is always right. No revision of his works is required or even asked for, no misunderstandings are possible, and no criticism is permitted. […]
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