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Bodily autonomy is a foundational tenet of satanism and Satanic Citizen. Digital autonomy is equally valued. TL;DR: We won’t track you at all. Period.

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Don’t steal Satanic Citizen IP. Don’t be a dick.

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As a significant act of our radical socialistic global baby-eating anarchist agenda, this website is designed to operate at maximum usability for visitors of any ableness. We strive to conform to the World Wide Web Consortium’s Web Content Accessibility Guidelines (WCAG) 2.x standards which considers users with vision, cognitive, and mobility limitations using assistive technologies and devices.

We also design for visitors with limited bandwidth connectivity. This entire thing is built lean to serve content fast as fuck without a bunch of UI bullshit so #sorrynotsorry if it looks “plain”.

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Satanic Citizen collects Satanic resources for the discriminating adversary. We support the individual empowerment possible through critical thinking, dismantling cancerous hegemonies, and enabling change via traditional political routes as well as burning it all the fuck down. We also like cool shirts and Baphy plushies. We are anti-racist, anti-fascist, and anti-stupid.

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